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WoWsigoth
January 30th, 2010 at 22:36
Well learn to play cricket when you fags learn to play football.
SuperAris1990
January 30th, 2010 at 22:59
fantastic car love it
trusljakov
January 30th, 2010 at 23:12
@RAPFlavour87 I think he did. 2.2 petrol
tramsusch
January 30th, 2010 at 23:56
Big, Vulgar, hip hop, bling, bling, rims
bitchride
January 31st, 2010 at 00:01
@RAPFlavour87 yes he did say that it have a 2.2 JTS petrol engine.
RAPFlavour87
January 31st, 2010 at 00:26
At least they should have done a test drive on their track, because what May’s done here is more entertainment than a video about the car…he didn’t even say what engine the Alfa has got
Dootus
January 31st, 2010 at 01:11
Hey Militant old lady must be exactly what you are – or a pommy dickhead. Aussies know more about building quality cars than you guys (ahem leyland/aston cough cough) so shut your face. Oh and learn to play cricket.
MilitantOldLady
January 31st, 2010 at 01:53
@riz44 so you admit you know nothing about Alfa….and you still gobshite about it…you’re a twat
riz44
January 31st, 2010 at 02:48
I actually happen to know quite a bit about cars thank you very much, and being from Australia does nothing to change that. maybe im not an expert on the history of Alfa Romeo or know when they started building well made cars. get over yourself
MilitantOldLady
January 31st, 2010 at 03:34
@riz44 how long till you realise you’re wrong and shuld shut up?
its not alpha, its Alfa and the only ones that were badly built were the cars from the 80′s to the mid 90′s…in the late 90′s Alfa changed hands and the quality went up
currently, as you would know if you had listened to James, they’re engineered and managed by the germans, which makes them as well built and reliable as any other family saloon
but you’re austrailian and know nothing about cars, so SHUT YOUR FACE!
riz44
January 31st, 2010 at 03:41
yeah it is.. have a cry.
Alpha romeo’s have a reputation for being notoriously badly built. all i was saying, perhaps they’ve changed that now. but in any case. maybe you should stop being so anal about it, and just chill out
MilitantOldLady
January 31st, 2010 at 04:02
@riz44 yes thats your only reply eh?
people like you get on my tits…talking rubbish about things they know nothing about…you twat
riz44
January 31st, 2010 at 04:45
have a cry
MilitantOldLady
January 31st, 2010 at 05:44
@riz44 thats not the point, only alfa owners can talk about reliability since we’re the only ones with first hand expirience
and FYI, i’ve had the 156 and 156 facelift before that, both were driven every day and on some quite long pan-european road trips, both of them have NEVER broken in any way
so you just shut your face if all you have to offer are stereotypes from the early 90′s
riz44
January 31st, 2010 at 06:31
Well you would hope so if it’s only done 50 000 miles
MilitantOldLady
January 31st, 2010 at 06:35
you’re a twat…i’ve had my 159 for 2 years now, its done something shy of 50.000 miles and it hasnt put a foot wrong
go sit in your moron corner and be quiet
whoami1177
January 31st, 2010 at 07:26
HAHA he reall said im not gonna be beat by a man in a giant condom!!!
whoami1177
January 31st, 2010 at 07:34
heheheh im gonna see if the alfa still has the soul and the passion reach in that pocket buddy
viperman5686
January 31st, 2010 at 08:10
Blanket stereotypes, assumptions, and an inability to read?!
You lose. Good day, sir.
hadabenz
January 31st, 2010 at 08:15
You’re an American, as usual u will just argue endlessly about this like any other youtubers. Not an insult, but as a fact, Alfa left ur country 14 years ago. I’ll stop arguing now. ciao.
viperman5686
January 31st, 2010 at 08:22
Well, they value them, just not as much.
Anyway, buying a car because you love the feel of driving it is rational. It is undeniably logical to fulfill goals of happiness.
As long as the car isn’t too costly or too unreliable, then it works.
What constitutes too costly? That depends.
Not every shoe fits every person.
hadabenz
January 31st, 2010 at 09:13
what i mean by rational is something that you consider when buying a car, e.g: warranty, service, reliability… the Italians never consider these as important basis for making a car, they simply put styling on top of every other aspects. Hopes you understand what i mean by that. Thx.
viperman5686
January 31st, 2010 at 09:39
Looks like you just tried to rationalize why someone should do something irrational.
Fail.
hadabenz
January 31st, 2010 at 10:09
People below me who commented with such disgust and insulted ALFAS, let me just clear up this thing. An Alfa Romeo is bought by a person who buys it with heart not rational thoughts. Buy your German/American saloons if you want reliability / bank-vault solidity. Alfa is no such thing indeed. It is a thing of beauty and soul. That’s why it’s special, and not for everybody. Period.
aznboyrice131
January 31st, 2010 at 10:34
looks like the new lancer